Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Pumps the Pentagon & Pens a Psalm

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Sorry, usually I would pump the palm of everyone who writes hefty membership checks for Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries, but I don’t want to upset my portrait painter, Alphonse.  I’m under strict orders not to move a single muscle—unless you count the 26 muscles it takes to smile and say, “Hallelujah!” And I’m […]

Fox News’ Tucker Carlson Disgustingly Mocks the Poor, Says They’re Lucky Because They’re Fat (Video)

The ability to think “big picture” is one I think a lot of people on both sides of the political debate lack.  And while I’ll fully admit I’ve met many liberals who lack the ability to think beyond the short-term, it’s an epidemic that plagues nearly the entire Republican party. After all, these are the […]

Subway Partners With Michelle Obama, Conservatives Lose Their Minds With Hate

This past Thursday, Subway announced they were joining Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign. They posted the following statement to their Facebook page: So proud to team up with the Partnership for a Healthier America and the First Lady’s Let’s Move initiative in our continued effort to offer healthier choices to families and encourage kids to pile on […]

Mainstream Media Looks Absolutely Foolish After Falling for Fake Halloween Obesity Story

It’s usually not too difficult to find some way to make the “mainstream media” look like a bunch of fools.  Quality journalism has given way to outrageous headlines and media outlets rushing to break the story first instead of getting the story right.  They’ll constantly seize on any story they think will bring them traffic by exploiting […]