There’s a Better Way: We Sing the Body Rainbow!

Remarks to the 27th Annual Famously Hot South Carolina Pride Our nation’s great poet once proclaimed: “I sing the body electric!” I am confident that my fellow-bearded Walt Whitman would join me today in exclaiming, “We sing the body rainbow!” The baton of hate and bigotry can easily be passed from one generation to the […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Shuns the Gays

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! And you must be the secretary filling in for Beverly! Lord be praised, that temp agency always sends us lookers. Think I might spend the next hour or so locked in my office reading Song of Solomon. Want to roll my scroll? Just don’t tell Mrs. Pillow. Had to give Bev […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Big Bang Solos, BJ U & Sugar in Your Wheaties

Pastor Pillow here! Let’s start this morning’s worship service with a bit of a bang.  Please listen to our Guest Soloist and follow along in your hymnals at No. ∞. Following today’s service, we’ll provide you with some additional recordings of the Cosmic Microwave Background—otherwise known as the residual radiation from the Big Bang. You […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Ham on Nye, Thoughtless Atheists & Holy Oscars

Pastor Pillow here! Parishioners, gird your loins with grey sweats, don your breastplate of righteousness and kindly open your hymnals to No. 303. 2014.  A year to determine the course of Civilization.  The Midterm Elections are on the horizon, and the Fundamentalist Dragon runs amok, spewing its regressive flame to protect its lair of unbridled […]