The Coke Bottle that Fell from the Sky, Hit an Antichrist & Felled a Planet

Sometimes you just have to take a step back from reality. Kind of like Ken Ham and his Creationist minions.  (You see, there’s this book.) Last Sunday, more than 112 million citizens of the United States of America—more than one-third of the total population—huddled around television sets to watch men in orange and royal blue […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Leo Tolstoy & the R-Rated Wild, Wild West

Pastor Pillow here! Our morning service opens with a Kierkegaardean Either/Or “Choose Your Own Adventure” worship program. Either embrace the light and open your hymnals to No. 829. Or raise your right arm stiffly and bellow the “Horst Wessel” at No. 109. Yeah, the former song’s a bit schlocky, and might even require that you […]

Peyton Manning, John Schnatter and Roger Goodell walk into a bar…

For hard working blue collar fans of the NFL with a case of the munchies on a Sunday afternoon, there’s no better snack to hit the spot than fresh, hot pizza. And what better pizza place to ring up than the NFL’s official sponsor, none other than John Schnatter’s brand, Papa John’s? No doubt you […]

Don’t Like Wal-Mart’s Policies? Here’s An Idea… Don’t Shop There!

This morning I had to run an errand up on 86th St. and Lexington Avenue. On the way, I stopped to get a mini bagel at a place on 86th and 1st. After waiting on the line for over 10 minutes, it was finally my turn to order. “Mini-bagel with cream cheese,” I said to […]