Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Lives to See 100!

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! That’s how the Christian Right Weekly Round-Up usually starts.  Except, I’m actually the creator of the Chief Pastoral Officer of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries. Where’s Pastor Pillow?  Doubtless he’s off ministering to the unarmed pagan French and spreading the NRA Prosperity Gospel:  “Behold, I stand at the door with a Glock!” […]

ISIS and the “End of the World”: How Apocalyptic Beliefs Influence Their Terror

The attack by ISIS in Paris which killed 129 people on Friday came the same day as the United States announced they had probably killed ISIS “celebrity” executioner Jihadi John. Thursday, a suicide bombing in Lebanon killed at least 43 people, an attack ISIS also took responsibility for. A couple of weeks ago, ISIS claimed […]

Ben Carson Warns About United States Accepting Refugees After Paris Attacks

Yesterday, over 120 people were killed in Paris by ISIS. While the rest of the world expressed sorrow and horror in reacting to this tragedy, Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson made it a point to harness it for his own political agenda. Bear in mind this is the same guy who has claimed he was OK with shooting down […]

I Have a Message for Gun Nuts Using the Paris Attack to Push Their Ridiculous Nonsense

Before most of the world knew many of the details surrounding the horrific attack in Paris, bottom-feeding gun nuts were swarming social media and the Internet, seemingly mocking France for their anti-gun laws. Many suggested that if people had guns, this would have never happened. That is complete bullshit. These were suicide attackers. Do these people […]

City of Paris Planning to Sue Fox News for Damaging City’s Image

In what I am calling poetic justice, the city of Paris is planning to sue Fox News over several inaccurate comments aired on the network that the city claims wrongfully slander and defame the French capital. Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo told CNN that “the image of Paris has been prejudiced and the honor of Paris […]

French Show Hammers ‘Fox News Clowns’ for Comparing Paris to Iraq (Video)

As most of us are well aware of, Fox News is not exactly known for its honesty. It’s a “news” network that I often refer to as being nothing more than a conservative entertainment channel. For them, the information they push isn’t about what’s credible news, or even factual, it’s just about what conservatives want to hear. […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Dials “J” for Jihad

Hi, I’m Pastor Pillow. We greatly appreciate that you’ve reached out to the Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries Hotline. Normally we charge 99 cents per minute to provide you with direct, Scripture-based, Dove-to-Supplicant discernment and wisdom. However, today you have blessedly reached the philadelphic phone of yours truly, CPO of this multi-billion-dollar Prosperity Gospel ministry. And […]

Je Suis Charlie / Je Suis Satirist / Je Suis Jesus

for the brave men and women of Charlie Hebdo, and other fallen victims in Paris, plus Erin Nanasi, top-notch satirist JE SUIS CHARLIE. JE SUIS SATIRIST. JE SUIS JESUS. In its heyday, Columbia City Paper was like a journalistic Roman candle borne from a twisted Hunter S. Thompson dream. How to explain? Perhaps as such: once […]