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Hey Paul Ryan, Here’s Proof That Donald Trump Represents Exactly What Your Party Stands For

Since announcing his candidacy, Donald Trump has led the field of GOP presidential candidates running a campaign based on bigotry, racism, sexism, disrespecting veterans, bullying reporters and mocking a writer with disabilities – and conservative voters have loved him for it. But to listen to “establishment Republicans,” or at least those closer to party leadership – and even […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Prepares a Mass Shooting Prayer

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Thank you for responding to the Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries parishioner focus group robo-call. In fact, just for coming down to the megachurch grounds today, I’m prepared to discount this month’s tithe percentage for you and your family from 10% to 9.975%. And with every significant contribution you make today to […]

To Avoid Political Extinction, The GOP Must Stop Donald Trump

Donald Trump is still wildly popular with Republican primary voters, and although there are signs he will eventually implode, he’s doing irreparable harm to the GOP. Trump has been drawing large crowds of supporters, and some of his campaign rallies have turned violent – an issue he has refused to condemn. The Republican Party would […]

Paul Ryan’s Stance On Paid Family Leave Shows Exactly Why I Called Him a Scumbag

I stand by my assertion that newly appointed Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is one of the biggest Republican scumbags in Congress. He’s someone who constantly complains about entitlements, government programs and public spending despite the fact that practically his entire life has been supported by government programs and/or the taxpayers. He even used Social Security benefits […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Hands Out Tricks

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Welcome to the confectionary-free confines of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries on this great and terrible day that worshipers of Satan, that False Light & Fallen One, that Lascivious Leader of Political Progressives, call Halloween! Here, purchase one of our Fall (But Not as Far as Adam!) Creationism Celebration and Creative Witnessing […]

New PPP Poll Shows How Wildly Unpopular The Republican Party Has Become

In 2010, voter apathy and conservative anger allowed Republicans to retake the House of Representatives. In the nearly 5 years since then, the GOP has shut down the government, launched one politically-motivated investigation after another, and has done everything except for actually govern. Last year, voters unconscionably gave them the Senate as well, and things […]

The More Power Republicans Have, The More They Screw Things Up

The Republican party has absolutely no leadership and is essentially in shambles. Their House Speaker has resigned; his presumed replacement removed himself from consideration after realizing he wouldn’t have the 218 votes needed to win; it seems no one who can actually win wants the position; and their current presidential frontrunner is Donald Trump. Correct me if […]

There Is One Man Who Would Perfectly Represent Today’s GOP As Speaker, but It’s Not Paul Ryan

Republicans in the House are in the middle of an ideological war, and it looks like nobody who is qualified for the position really wants to be the next Speaker of the House. Newt Gingrich, who previously served before resigning in disgrace, has offered his services just in case Republicans can’t find someone who can […]

5 Reasons Why Paul Ryan is One of the Most Despicable and Cowardly Members of Congress

While he’s denied having any interest, I still can’t shake this feeling that eventually Paul Ryan is going to cave due to massive pressure from the GOP and agree to replace John Boehner as Speaker of the House. The only thing stopping him from having already announced his intention to do so is the fact that […]

Paul Ryan is No Savior, He’s a Hypocrite and a Scumbag

Many politicians disgust me, but Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) takes things to another level as one of the biggest scumbags in Congress. That may seem harsh to some, especially considering we haven’t heard much about him since 2012, but allow me to explain. This is a man who’s built a career speaking out against big government […]