Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Fleeces a Departed Soul

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Today, we are gathered to commemorate and lift on high to the Lord the life of Larry, the Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries worship band flugelhorner.  I see Charles Bodeloder waving way up high in the third mezzanine—no intention to offend, Chuck!  Let me rephrase:  Larry was ‘second chair’ flugelhorn in the […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Covets Bush’s Balls & Flees the Central American Children’s Crusade

Mr. President, quick grab your balls and follow me! No, Mr. W., sir, not those balls. Your Presidential golf balls! I’ve got signed balls by every President going back to Ike. It would be a shame not to add yours to my collection. Anyway, we don’t have much time! I can see the Central American […]

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Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Putin, Bundy & Godzilla Walk Into a Bar

Man, take a one-week spiritual reboot to knock back ouzos with the sage sheep of Mt. Athos, and the whole world goes to Pol Pot. Heard this one before? So, Vladimir Putin, Cliven Bundy & Godzilla walk into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here. Period. Screw off, it’s the Revolution, […]

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