Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Here, hold these binoculars for me while I reload my semi-automatic Barret M82A1. I still can’t believe those customs officials believed it was a back scratcher. Or maybe that was the $10,000 bribe talking. So glad you could be one of the lucky few who gets to partake in the Cubic […]
Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Addresses the Joint Chiefs
May 17, 2015 By Leave a Comment
Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! It’s not every day a man of the cloth is invited to address the Joint Chiefs of Staff. So to begin, I want this august body to know that Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries is always here to serve Uncle Sam, Adam Smith and Lady Liberty. I wouldn’t call that the American […]
