Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow’s Vacation Bible School Concentration Camp Wonderland

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Yes, that’s me! The one and only famed Chief Pastoral Officer of the multi-billion-dollar global faith enterprise we like to call Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries. Why, if there’s a fleck of heavenly emerald or sardonyx out there waiting to be hoarded, we just focus our little mustard seeds of faith and […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Bets the Farm on Materiality

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! And welcome to Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries of Las Vegas! What, you’re a Palladium Lifetime Member? Well, then, let me shake your hand. Heck, if it weren’t for all this desert dust, I might even offer to wash your feet. Because of the generous contributions of blessed believers like you, sacrificing […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Rocks the Vote, Plus Fundie Grave Sucking

Ding-Dong! Hey, I’m Pastor Pillow! Pat, Benny, Joel, Perry, good to see you. Come on in. What’s that, Rick? Doh! Sorry, so sorry! I completely forgot this is a secret cabal. No real names, everyone. So, um, I’m Pastor “Pulvino.” Pussy, Nebuchadnezzar, Pearls, Jar-Jar, good to see you. Everyone kick off your patent white slips […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Gets Stoned with a Hot Blonde

Hey, you made it! Back that thing over this way, if you don’t mind. Steady, just a few more feet. There, stop. Wow, I can tell this isn’t your first time inside a backhoe. Okay, hop on out and let’s fill her up. With what? Why, with stones, silly! Why else do you think I […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: [CENSORED], Jars of Clay & Heavenly Haikus

Please turn in your hymnals to No. 1017. Two trailer park fundies go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park fundies go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside Guess who’s back? Back again? Pillow’s back. Tell a friend! Here, put on a hard hat and join me […]