Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Prays Pompously at the Fifty-Yard Line

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! So glad you could join us at the 50-yard line after tonight’s game. You strike me as a bit too lean and butterfingers to be a wide out; I’m guessing you’re a cornerback? Aha! Pastor Pillow knows his pigskin. After all, I was a swarthy tight end in the day. Don’t […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: The Nazi Swastika Armband, Largemouth Bass Confederate Flag, Christian Crucifixion Electric Chair Unplugged Special Edition

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Hallelujah! Glory be! Can you believe we sold 30,000 Confederate Flag leather Bible covers from the Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries online bookstore this past week? Now I can finally make the down payment on that Hawker 800/800XP twin-engine jet I’ve— STOP! … Sorry, it’s your author Arik Bjorn here. I hate […]