Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Prepares His State of the Communion Address

Hi, I’m Pastor Pillow. Sorry for the mess. Come on in. Watch out for those empty bottles. I swear I started with Cold Duck—how I ended up with all these bottles of Old Crow I have no idea. Mrs. Pillow is away for the weekend [hiccup!] at a Faith & Freedom Coalition conference planning meeting—she’s […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: 2014 YEAR-IN-REVIEW, Plus Pastor Pillow Builds a Wall

Hey, Pastor Pillow here! Yeah, I know it’s a little loud with all these construction compressors! Here, put on this intercessory prayer hard hat! The crew is still putting some of the final stones into place, but I couldn’t help noticing all of those greenbacks sticking out of your billfold—thought you might like to be […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Big Bang Solos, BJ U & Sugar in Your Wheaties

Pastor Pillow here! Let’s start this morning’s worship service with a bit of a bang.  Please listen to our Guest Soloist and follow along in your hymnals at No. ∞. Following today’s service, we’ll provide you with some additional recordings of the Cosmic Microwave Background—otherwise known as the residual radiation from the Big Bang. You […]

Bill Nye vs. The Creation Museum: Tonight’s Debate for Civilization

Man, just when you thought Neil deGrasse Tyson was about to nudge us into the Great Age of Rodenberry, along comes young-Earth creationist Ken Ham and a near-endless supply of antediluvian cash to try to wash away the progress of science and evolutionary theory. Tonight at 7 p.m. upon the grounds of the dreadful Creation […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Ham on Nye, Thoughtless Atheists & Holy Oscars

Pastor Pillow here! Parishioners, gird your loins with grey sweats, don your breastplate of righteousness and kindly open your hymnals to No. 303. 2014.  A year to determine the course of Civilization.  The Midterm Elections are on the horizon, and the Fundamentalist Dragon runs amok, spewing its regressive flame to protect its lair of unbridled […]