Rick Perry Claims the ‘Righteousness’ of Fossil Fuels Can Prevent Sexual Assault

Even as practically every other nation on Earth believes climate change is real and is working on expanding various forms green energy, while moving away from the fossil fuels of the past, the United States has a “presidential” administration which seems to think clean coal is actually clean and that climate change is a hoax […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Calls Upon the Legends of Christian Rock

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Wow, be still my White Heart. I can hardly believe I’m surrounded by such a great Cloud of Mulleted Musical Witnesses. I’m so glad I wore my all old DeGarmo & Key flair. Well, isn’t that sweet: Amy Grant playing the Ungame with Gary Chapman and Vince Gill. And over at […]

Rick Perry Left Scrambling After Chuck Todd Nails Republican Hypocrisy on Donald Trump (Video)

While Donald Trump has been the talk of the town recently, I do think there will be a time in the not too distant future where we’re all going to look back on these last few weeks stunned that he was ever considered a legitimate presidential candidate. Heck, even though I’ve suggested he might just […]

Rick Perry Says That Unlike Obama, He Will Heal America – By Stopping Abortion

The anti-abortion National Right To Life Committee is having their annual convention this year in New Orleans. I know this because my very conservative Catholic mother is going, I’ve been hearing about it for weeks, and now she’s thrilled because my sister scored her tickets to a prayer breakfast tomorrow with Ms. Kay from the […]

Ted Cruz: ‘I Salute’ Donald Trump’s Racist Remarks About Immigrants

While Donald Trump continues to embarrass the Republican Party with his comments about Mexico and immigrants, the son of an immigrant, Ted Cruz, is standing up for him. Right now, the Republican Party is in the midst of a civil war pitting the evangelical Christian and Tea Party fringes represented by candidates like Donald Trump, […]

Rick Perry Calls Charleston Shooting An ‘Accident,’ Not Domestic Terrorism

Last time around, Rick Perry waited until he was in the Republican debates before he committed his infamous blunder of not remembering the third federal agency he would get rid of if he was elected president. That was in November of 2011, and in January 2012, he dropped out of the race after finishing a […]

Jon Stewart Shreds Rick Perry: ‘My God, George W. Bush Lives!’ (Video)

Politics is a funny thing. No matter how often Americans say they want genuine and honest politicians, the truth is we really don’t. If we did, many of those currently serving in our government would have never been elected. The truth is, people elect the candidate who tells them most of what they want to […]

Rick Perry Tries to Sound Intelligent About Wall Street – Fails Miserably (Video)

While there are plenty of Republican presidential candidates who stand absolutely no chance at winning their party’s nomination, perhaps no candidate’s entrance into the race has been more mind-boggling than Rick Perry’s.  After his disastrous 2012 campaign which saw him commit one of the most embarrassing moments in modern political history, there’s absolutely no logical […]

Jon Stewart Slams Rick Perry & Jeb Bush in Hilarious Mocking of GOP Clown Bus (Video)

When all is said and done, the 2016 field of Republican candidates is going to be one of the biggest sideshows we’ve seen in modern American political history. Hell, perhaps even in all of American political history. Currently there are ten Republican candidates with at least three more who are certain to declare their candidacies soon (Jeb Bush, Bobby […]

Rick Perry Announces He’s Running For President With An Embarrassing Song About Himself

Ok, can everyone in the Republican Party who is not running for president in 2016 please announce this? I figure this way we can then assume everyone else is running by default, and that can save us a whole lot of time and trouble. Today, Rick Perry announced that he was also joining the rapidly […]