Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Lays Hands on Ashley Madison

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Thanks for swingin’ by the office on such short notice—if you know what I mean. Mrs. Pillow is otherwise engaged this evening hosting an Amway-Tupperware-Avon Mega-Party.  She thinks I’m working late at Cubic Zirconium Cathedral, hunting-and-pecking away on my Sunday morning sermon.  And you could say that I am conducting research, […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Hate Speech to Hymnsta Gangstas

The cock croweth! Rise and shine, Children of Faith! It’s Sunday morning! Pastor Pillow here. Couldn’t help but notice you slept right through that alarm. Didn’t quite make it to your local morning service, did you? Fret not. There’s always the 5:30 p.m. last-chance call. In the meantime, I am pleased to provide you with […]

The Bible, Rated X: Mr. Jefferson, 666 and Biblical Bosoms

Article II in a Series About a Book so Important They Called it “The Book” Welcome back to The Bible: Rated X! This week we’re tackling the Founding Fathers, the Antichrist and Solomonic T&A. To pick up where we left off in Article I, the Bible is the most quoted yet least understood text in […]