Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Pulls His Pork and Rassles Swine at the Great BBQ Exorcism

So glad you could make it to the Cubic Zirconia Cathedral Ministries Swinery!  It’s not every Sunday we hold a BBQ Swine Roundup, Rassle & Exorcism. I’m Pastor Pillow, of course. I’d shake your hand, save for all this mud. Oh, what the heck, you’ll be covered in it soon enough. Say, did you bring […]

Would Jesus Write for “Christianity Today” While Giving Lap Dances?

Brace yourselves, those of an Evangelical disposition. I am a graduate of Wheaton College, and I have been to a strip club. And it wasn’t even because I read Christianity Today’s article “Would Jesus Hang Out in a Strip Club?” and was overcome with spiritual delusions of grandeur about extending the Gospel, as it were, […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Biblical Breast Implants, Lap Dance Jesus, and Pope Francis’ New 10 Commandments

So glad you could make it! I’m Pastor Pillow, of course. And these other fine men and women are the Cubic Zirconia Cathedral Ministries Marketing Team. As you may be aware, we’ve been losing parishioners left and right to that upstart “progressive faith community” down the street, Glory Holy Ministries. Seems like people are naturally […]

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