An Open Letter and Challenge to Ken Ham, Creationist (Not So) Extraordinaire

Dear Mr. Ham: You see, there’s this book. Sound familiar? Yes, and it is in fact called the Bible. And whether one calls it the Inspired Word of God or an anthology of fairy tales, it is the most fascinating and complex book ever composed. I love it dearly, despite how you abuse it.  In […]

Dear Phil Robertson Supporters: I’ve Got a Few Words for Your “Christian Values”

Dear Phil Robertson Supporters: I’ve hit my patience limit with you people.  Most of you are completely unhinged. First, let me point out a fun fact — Duck Dynasty is a pointless show.  It’s about absolutely nothing.  Yes, it can be funny at times, but the show has absolutely no real purpose aside from mindless […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Sodom & Gomorrah and “The Britney Spears-Jesus Christ Halter Top Experience”

So sorry.  Pastor Pillow couldn’t make it today.  He’s recovering from a hellish hangover.  Who can blame the guy, really?  He’s been on a three-month mission to uncover the worst of Christian fundamentalist news headlines.  That bag of Kit Kats and bottle of Old Grand-Dad simply had his name on them last night.  And you […]

The Bible, Rated X: From Adam’s Snake to the Horny Beast

Article V in a Series About a Book so Important They Called it “The Book” for JEM, Sammy & The Hovel Click here for Article I, Article II, Article III and Article IV In the few months since the X-Rated Bible made its last appearance, Christian fundamentalism has predictably reared its head like so many […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Until Further Notice, Heavenly Hosts Are Furloughed

Damn.  Take off two weeks with the flu, and all hell breaks loose in Christendom. First, Pope Francis exhorts Catholics to stop obsessing about homosexuality and other decisions adults make about their genitals, then the U.S. federal government shuts down because Evangelical politicians think The Golden Rule was a throwaway line that Christ didn’t really […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: WWJD Syria-Style, Santorum in a Beret & Other Signs of the Apocalypse

Hey, Fundies!  On the Syrian Question:  What Would Jesus Do?  It’s your phrase, right?  I’ll tell you what he WOULDN’T DO, and that is remotely operate a drone in the name of Uncle Sam to deliver murderous munitions against fellow human beings.  But do you know what he probably WOULD DO?  Son of God or […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: On the Road to Damascus with President Obama

All work and low pay makes Pastor Pillow a socialist. All work and low pay makes Pastor Pillow a socialist. All work and low pay makes Pastor Pillow a socialist. All work and low pay makes Pastor Pillow a socialist. Pastor Pillow here. Labor Day is nearly upon us, fellow saints and sinners!  Of course, […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Hate Speech to Hymnsta Gangstas

The cock croweth! Rise and shine, Children of Faith! It’s Sunday morning! Pastor Pillow here. Couldn’t help but notice you slept right through that alarm. Didn’t quite make it to your local morning service, did you? Fret not. There’s always the 5:30 p.m. last-chance call. In the meantime, I am pleased to provide you with […]

Sweet Frog; Fro-Yo with a side of God. Wait, what?

It’s no secret that in today’s ever evolving society a successful business model is going to be dependent upon a well designed, targeted ad campaign. Since the dawn of the social networking age some businesses have taken to the internet to find new ways to reach potential customers. Sites like Facebook, Twitter and MySpace which […]

The Bible, Rated X: Stop Pointing Your Rod at Me

Article IV in a Series About a Book so Important They Called it “The Book” Click here for Article I, Article II and Article III. Thus far in the series we have covered everything from Mr. Jefferson’s Deism to King Solomon’s euphemisms for adventures in coitus: “I have eaten my honeycomb and my honey” (Song […]