Humanity, Not Quite Ready for Civilization: Part I

Despite such advancements as the particle collider and Lean Cuisines (not to mention Steak-umms), humanity, it seems, is not quite ready for Civilization. In fact, I am beginning to realize that Civilization is only now just being born. … Last summer, my young daughter and I sat on the steps of a local community pool, […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Demon-Possessed Strippers, Nic Cage Enraptured & Gurus Gone Wild!

There you are! I almost left for the Virgin Galactic Rapture Launch Pad without you! Quick, put this spacesuit on. Just make sure you don’t tear the fabric. Cubic Zirconia Cathedral Ministries spent a fortune on each of these Philippe Starck-designed suits.  In fact, each suit cost more than the Paul Prudhomme Potluck we threw […]

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Pastor Pillow Pulpit Special: The Progressive Place of Jesus in History

Pastor Pillow here! Staying busy as an Easter Bunny—working on all these Prosperity Gospel “cosmetic architectural improvements” in our once and former humble chapel. How’s the new jai alai court coming along?  Thanks for asking!  Fine, just fine—and definitely an improvement over that old soup kitchen.  Now if only we could put these tureens and […]