Happy International Workers’ Day, Uncle Sam! Sincerely, Civilization

Dear Uncle Sam: Happy International Workers’ Day!  Or May Day, as some say! No, not the kind of plummeting mayday cries you’re accustomed to—what with all your financial crises, your credit default swaps, your 37th World Health Organization ranking (despite your Number 1 expenditure status), and all that Gordon Gekko Fortune 500 Greed-Greed-Greed. Say, damned […]