Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow’s Loaves & Fishies Apostolic Eatery Hut

Hello! Welcome to Pastor Pillow’s Loaves & Fishies Apostolic Eatery Hut—a fast food subsidiary of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries.  I’m Pastor Pillow. Why, yes, until very recently this was in fact a McDonald’s. Yet with Ray Kroc’s gastronomic legacy on the verge of collapse, the Good Lord has provided an opportunity for hundreds of PP […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: The War on St. Nicholas, A Glass of Wine & Thou

Brass tacks, ladies and gentlemen. There is no War on Christmas. What there is, however, is a WAR ON ST. NICHOLAS. Long before Coca-Cola solidified Santa Claus as the Patron Saint of Capitalism in the 1930s, there lived a Christian bishop from Asia Minor (modern Turkey) who earned his sainthood by saving impoverished young girls […]