Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Pumps the Pentagon & Pens a Psalm

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Sorry, usually I would pump the palm of everyone who writes hefty membership checks for Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries, but I don’t want to upset my portrait painter, Alphonse.  I’m under strict orders not to move a single muscle—unless you count the 26 muscles it takes to smile and say, “Hallelujah!” And I’m […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Addresses the Joint Chiefs

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! It’s not every day a man of the cloth is invited to address the Joint Chiefs of Staff. So to begin, I want this august body to know that Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries is always here to serve Uncle Sam, Adam Smith and Lady Liberty. I wouldn’t call that the American […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Plants a Flag on the New Texasalem

Before taking his place of divine, intergalactic call at the acrylic lectern, Pastor Pillow paced the crimson carpet podium of the Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries sanctuary. With a righteous furrow across his brow and well-worn New International Version Bible in hand, he turned on his heels and rendered the opening lines of his sermon to […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: A Rabbi, Baphomet and Lou Dobbs Walk into a Bar…

Pastor Pillow here! With apologies to Drew Brees, parishioners, kindly open your hymnals to No. 804. The holiday season is past.  Epiphany has come and gone.  And the religious nut jobs are on the prowl again! Several thoughts from the political pulpit this morning: Do you think Jesus would have ordered the closing of the […]