Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Fishers of Muslims, When Franky Met Barry, Plus the ‘World Vision Shuffle’

for BC Pastor Pillow here! Please turn in your hymnals to No. 34. We are the Christian Shufflin’ Crew, Shufflin’ policies for fundies in pews. World Vision, changin’ its ways, Oops! Think twice before embracin’ them gays. All we want is to feed the poor, Flip-flop to hate or they’ll starve some more. We’re not […]

Bill Nye vs. The Creation Museum: Tonight’s Debate for Civilization

Man, just when you thought Neil deGrasse Tyson was about to nudge us into the Great Age of Rodenberry, along comes young-Earth creationist Ken Ham and a near-endless supply of antediluvian cash to try to wash away the progress of science and evolutionary theory. Tonight at 7 p.m. upon the grounds of the dreadful Creation […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Typhoons, Divine Genocide and Russell Crowe’s Arky-Arky

We thought it most appropriate to pass around the virtual platinum offering plates at the onset of today’s Christian Right Weekly Round-Up. Seriously, it’s way more important that you consider handing over a few hard-earned bucks for Typhoon Haiyan relief efforts than that you read a single word Pastor Pillow has to say. Here’s the […]

The Bible, Rated X: From Adam’s Snake to the Horny Beast

Article V in a Series About a Book so Important They Called it “The Book” for JEM, Sammy & The Hovel Click here for Article I, Article II, Article III and Article IV In the few months since the X-Rated Bible made its last appearance, Christian fundamentalism has predictably reared its head like so many […]