Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow, Chocolate Jesus and the S’mores-a-Mosque Bonfire Potluck

To begin, a public service announcement. Citizens of our Little Blue Planet: For Christ’s sake— No, for Christ, Mohammed, Ganesh, Jehovah, Buddha, Zarathustra, the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Richard Dawkins’ sake—stop killing in the name of religion! And, actually, just stop killing altogether. (That means you, drone pilots.) That is all. … Hi, I’m Pastor […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Loving Ham, Chicken Crap & the “Filthy Pack of Asses”

Pastor Pillow here! Hey, it’s a Doris Day Love Fest!  In honor of St. Valentine, kindly kiss your neighbors on the lips—irrespective of gender—and turn in your rosy red hymnals to No. 403. You make my heart erect!  You make my heart erect! What?  Wreck?  It’s “you make my heart a wreck”?  Well, I’ll be. […]