Walmart Will Stop Selling Assault Rifles, Gun Fanatics Freak Out

As a former loss prevention employee of the company, I never thought I would find myself praising Walmart for anything. While the retailer has a lot of issues, in the interest of fairness, I have to give them credit when they do something right – even when it’s for business reasons instead of caring about […]

Jackson, Mississippi Mayor Tony Yarber Says City Can ‘Pray Potholes Away’

Jackson is the capital of the state of Mississippi, and the largest city as well with a population of over 170,000 residents. Apparently those residents elected an interesting character in Mayor Tony Yarber, who seems to believe that some of the city’s infrastructure issues can be fixed for free – with the power of prayer. Seriously, […]

Rick Perry Announces He’s Running For President With An Embarrassing Song About Himself

Ok, can everyone in the Republican Party who is not running for president in 2016 please announce this? I figure this way we can then assume everyone else is running by default, and that can save us a whole lot of time and trouble. Today, Rick Perry announced that he was also joining the rapidly […]

Arkansas Passes Their Own Version Of Indiana’s Discrimination Bill

Apparently Arkansas lawmakers don’t follow the news, or perhaps they just don’t care that they’re about to face the same withering shit-storm that Indiana Gov. Mike Pence is dealing with. After all, when even NASCAR says that Indiana’s discrimination bill is a really bad move, you know you’ve goofed up big time. Now, even as […]

Mississippi Law Would Permit Unlicensed Drivers To Operate Buses Under Religious Exemption

Alabama and Mississippi have recently been in a battle of which state could pass the most ridiculous laws. For awhile, I didn’t think anything was going to top the Alabama city declaring itself to be “owned by God,” something I’m sure any supernatural being would ask for a refund on immediately. To make sure they […]

Fox News Moron Insists Walmart Will Spontaneously Save Us When Disaster Strikes (Video)

Obviously FEMA is a government agency, and we all know how conservatives feel about pretty much anything to do with the government. Funny thing, though; I always notice that when a massive disaster happens to strike one of these “strongly Republican” regions of our country, suddenly those impacted by the disaster become huge fans of FEMA and […]

Black Gun Owner Assaulted In Florida Walmart, NRA Predictably Silent

The hardcore, paranoid members of the NRA are always happy to applaud stories of guns being used to deter crime. Inside the first couple pages of the NRA’s monthly magazine American Rifleman, you will find tales of armed private citizens who used their guns to stop a crime, sometimes with lethal force. You can find […]

Today, the Revolution Did Not Happen (but it May Have Started)

An Argentinian Catholic, a Tibetan Buddhist, a Pakistani Muslim and an American Lesbian Talk Show Host walk into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” The foursome exchanges looks and replies, “Well, damn! Then who do you serve?!” … Today, the Revolution did not happen. (But it may have started.) Instead, […]

Walmart Strikes Again With A New Attempt To Further Destroy Small Businesses

Walmart is a bit of an enigma, isn’t it?  I rarely meet anyone who enjoys shopping there, and the company itself has an atrocious PR imagine, yet it still manages to be an absolute corporate powerhouse. But when it comes to Walmart, most of us picture their massive 24-hour “supercenters” that sell everything from groceries […]

Endangered Florida Forest Being Demolished In Favor of New Walmart, Chik-fil-A

As if Walmart wasn’t hated enough, now an endangered forest in Florida is facing demolition so that not only a Walmart can be built, but also a Chik-fil-A, an LA Fitness center, a Chili’s and around 900 apartments. Because as we all know, greed is all that really matters to most of these companies. According […]