Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow on the Hunt, Satan the Lion on the Prowl

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Here, hold these binoculars for me while I reload my semi-automatic Barret M82A1. I still can’t believe those customs officials believed it was a back scratcher. Or maybe that was the $10,000 bribe talking. So glad you could be one of the lucky few who gets to partake in the Cubic […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Parts the Sea of Protesters

Dontae, can you roll down my window? I still can’t figure out all these darn buttons back here. And did you Armor All the seats again? Makes the leather too slick; I’m flopping around like a fish in St. Peter’s net. Hey you with the cardboard sign. Nice to meet you, I’m Pastor Pillow. I’m […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Election Day Special, Jesus Stands at the Door with a Glock

Knock-knock! Good Lord, what is it now? I do not keep office hours on Sunday mornings—especially the Sunday morning before an Election Day! I’ve got a gaggle of judicial candidates, each begging me to read the morning announcements. Parents are complaining that the new elephant slide in the Noah’s Ark nursery sends the wrong message […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Faces Stiff Competition from Glory Holy Ministries

Hey, I’m glad it’s you! Come on in and have a seat. Didn’t see you at the elders meeting this week, and I’ve been meaning to ask you a few questions. You missed the laying on of hands of Marge Melangue’s cockapoo. The vet said heartworm, but demons are sly, you know. By the way, […]

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Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Sodom & Gomorrah and “The Britney Spears-Jesus Christ Halter Top Experience”

So sorry.  Pastor Pillow couldn’t make it today.  He’s recovering from a hellish hangover.  Who can blame the guy, really?  He’s been on a three-month mission to uncover the worst of Christian fundamentalist news headlines.  That bag of Kit Kats and bottle of Old Grand-Dad simply had his name on them last night.  And you […]